Bezdzioneles

Mizantropas | 2006-10-13 18:23 | perskaitė: 807
Bezdzioneles Daug kam stebejusiems Romanovo konferencija Delfyje kilo klausimas, kodel jis taip daznai mini bezdzioneles. Pasirodo si istorija jau kokia savaite aidi per vis

Daug kam stebejusiems Romanovo konferencija Delfyje kilo klausimas, kodel jis taip daznai mini bezdzioneles. Pasirodo si istorija jau kokia savaite aidi per visa Anglija



http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/scottish-premier-league/hearts-owner-vladimir-romanov-has-officially-lost-his-mind.html



Romanovas - legenda, kuria skotai dar ilgai prisimins.

Zmogaus taip padejusio ant PR dar neteko matyti.



Romanovo laiskas The Sun



REPLY TO SUN FROM VLADIMIR ROMANOV



I’m very glad that you finally got down from the trees and found a worthy place for yourself - a safari park. It shows you have both the habits and instincts of monkeys.



I’ll visit the director of the safari park and ask for a personal cage for each of you.



One thing is very important. First you have to pass the quarantine rules and the vet will vaccinate you against rabies.



So you are not allowed to join the monkeys yet. You should notice how peaceful they are. You may affect them badly and they’ll become furious. They’ll start biting and drawing cartoons.



I think it should be very comfortable for you to write your so-called ‘reports’ from your cage. It will feel like your natural habitat. Besides, the fans will be quite safe and aware from now onwards who you really are.



I will bring your favourite Celtic scarves right inside the cage for you to wear. And if you behave like our monkeys Chippy, Rosie, Blossom and Pansy, I’ll give each of you a banana as a reward.



Also I can organise a party - like the one we had in Kaunas on the eve of the Lithuania v Scotland match - in the safari park, specially for you. There you will be able to take funny photographs of yourselves as a momento of your lucky escape from rabies.

Komentarai



2006 10 13 22:34     #7111
citata ''Zmogaus taip padejusio ant PR dar neteko matyti...'' Tokių žmogus skaičius didės proporcingai milijardierių Lietuvoje skaičiui. Mat asmeninei nuosavybei peržengus 1 mlrd. LTL ribą, kai kas tampa VISIŠKAI NESVARBU. PR taippogi.
2006 10 13 22:35     #7112
gram. klaida> Tokių žmoNIŲ skaičius..
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