2006,08,25

meskalepeska | 2006-08-25 13:11 | perskaitė: 276
2006,08,25 "Look at the birght side honey. You've had great timing in the market." Research and decisions are too much hard work, so at Lemming Investing Comp



"Look at the birght side honey. You've had great timing in the market."











Research and decisions are too much hard work, so at Lemming Investing Company, we follow the crowd. If everybody is buying, we buy; if everybody is selling, we sell. We don't want to be first at anything!



COMMISSION: The only reliable way to make money on the stock market, which is why your broker charges you one.



STOCK: Something that is worth $29.95 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $9.95.



The three best jobs in the world are:

1. Designated hitter for a major league baseball team.

2. Meteorologist for a television affiliate station.

3. Economist.

What other jobs can you fail 70% of the time and still be considered good at your job?



The first rule of investing is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the fist rule!



Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.



Profit is only made after all your positions are closed.



Money is always there, but the pockets change.



Nobody ever went bankrupt by taking profit.



Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart!

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2006 08 25 13:08     #6464
Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart! -- a vot ir ne visada!
2006 08 25 17:37     #6465
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