atsipalaiduokim

Dodd | 2005-11-29 18:48 | perskaitė: 533
atsipalaiduokim Skambina mergina i radija ir sako: "Vakar radau pinigine su 500 USD, 600 Eur ir Jono Petraicio vizitine kortele. Prasom, pagrokit jam kokia nors gera daina! V

Skambina mergina i radija ir sako: "Vakar radau pinigine su 500 USD, 600 Eur ir Jono Petraicio vizitine kortele. Prasom, pagrokit jam kokia nors gera daina!

Vakaras kaime. Parke ant suoliuko sedi porele. Jis ruko. Ji griauzia saulegrazas. Visiska tyla. Praejo valanda. Ji:

- Gal as jau eisiu?

Jis:

- Sedek.

Praejo dar valanda. Ji:

- Gal as jau eisiu?

Jis:

- Sedek.

Praejo dar valanda. Ji tyledama atsistojo ir nuejo. Jis (gesindamas cigarete):

- Hmm... Nedave.

Jei moteris nieko nemoka, ji eina dirbti prostitute.

Jei vyras nieko nemoka, jis eina dirbti naktiniu sargu.

O kodel? - todel, kad esme yra ta pati: miegoti uz pinigus.

Eina Mike Pukuotukas su Knysliuku. Pukuotukas nei iš šio nei iš to, kad

voš Knysliukui.

- Vini, už ka? - suklykia Knysliukas.

- Tai va, žinok, kiaule - gyvenimas pilnas netiketumu.

How do I spend my day trading?

Yelling at my stocks as if they can hear me.

Go go go you little bitch!! Your my bitch! Work it! Work it!

No you little fuck head! What the FUCK are you doing?!?!

Pull your weight dammit! Hold the line you little shit!!

Einstein is waiting on line to get into heaven.

Realizing it's a long line and can take a while, he decides to engage his fellow recently deceased companions in conversation.

Asks the guy next to him what his IQ is.

Guy says 110.

Einstein says, "cool, we can talk about women and sports".

Asks the guy in front of him what his IQ is.

Guy says 140.

Einstein says, "cool, we can play chess and discuss physics".

Asks the guy behind him what his IQ is.

Guy says 80.

Einstein says, "cool, how's the market doing?"



Kai Dievas dalino humora, lietuviai kase bulves....

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