Naujos terminų reikšmės

augster | 2008-10-09 19:24 | perskaitė: 1267
Naujos terminų reikšmės :) CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for





CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.



CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.



BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.



BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.



VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.



P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.



BROKER -- What my broker has made me.



STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.



STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.



STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.



FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.



MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.



CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.



YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.



WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.



INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.



PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

Komentarai



2008 10 09 19:26     #13591
siandien kazkaip visur joke'ai vyrauja
2008 10 09 19:37     #13592
gerai cia na jo, o kas belieka daugiau, nei juokauti cia toks juokas per asharas
2008 10 09 19:48     #13594
Čia tokie isteriški juokai..dar pora panašių savaičių ir agonijos stadiją pasieksim.
2008 10 09 20:09     #13595
2008 10 10 07:37     #13598
10 balu
2008 10 12 10:41     #13602
_oatisfied
2008 10 12 18:26     #13604
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